- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What is black and has no education A tire.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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