Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

so the weather's nice...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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