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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Anti Joke

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