- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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