What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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sure!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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