- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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