- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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