- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

AIDS

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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