- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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