knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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