- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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