- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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