What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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