- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

osama bin laden is dead

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Your sex life.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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