Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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How old is your mom Dead

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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