- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

You were born.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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