What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Badabing.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

And you honored it I see :P

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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