Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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