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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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