Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

Badabing.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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