what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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