You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Charlie Sheen is winning

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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