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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Politics

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

This joke is the worst joke ever.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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