What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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PENIS that is all

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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knock knock There's no door

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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