- Anti Joke

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Dyslexia ruels!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Lindsay Lohan

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.