- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

once upon a time, it snowed

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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