- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

why dont they make black forks

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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