- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A woman comes at the doctor.

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