Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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LIFE :(

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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