- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."