- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??