- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

George W. Bush

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

White NBA players.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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