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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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