Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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