A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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This is an anti- joke

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Yo mama so fat.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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