- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

women's rights

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

read me write me

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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