Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Rebecca Black's career.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Fine, ladies first.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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