- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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