Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's worse than this That :(

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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