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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

masturbating on a tarc bus

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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