- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

poopy is poopy

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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