- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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