Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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