Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

i saw amango it splootered

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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