how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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