- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

girls basketball

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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