- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

lets bomb africa

so...um, yeah

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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