- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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