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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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