- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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