Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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