- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Women's Rights

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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