A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Long joke Your such a downey

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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