- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Anthony sucks

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Bitch

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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