Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

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