- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

#Getweird

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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