- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

This is my favorite antijoke.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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