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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Women's Rights

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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