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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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