Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Knock knock

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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