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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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