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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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