What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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can you touch your toes? no

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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THE GAME

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What do you call an arab ?

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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