Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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