What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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