whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What is black and has no education A tire.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Homo say what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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