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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Democracy.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

The Qur'an

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

y u no like me joke?

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