George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Anti Joke

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