A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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im gay

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A shark ate your mom

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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