- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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