Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

PENIS

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

what are you mike bibby?

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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