Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Llamaworm

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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the bible

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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dead dibbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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