they told me not to write here but i did

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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