- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Read a Book.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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