Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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LOL

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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