- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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