What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

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