What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

woman's rights

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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