Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why dont they make black forks

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