- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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