Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

think twice or at least think

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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