- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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